Surprise Rat Poison Day
Do it. Accept the invite.
Highlights
2025
2024
Start auditing and controlling the AI models accessing your content(on the Cloudflare blog)
Cloudflare customers on any plan can now audit and control how AI models access the content on their site.
So You're Going to Texas
A cultural primer for the traveling European.
European Office Time - Dad-light Savings Time
Adjusting a time zone to a life phase.
Portuguese Potency Exams
Or how I became a dad.
Cloudflare named in 2024 Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ for Security Service Edge(on the Cloudflare blog)
Gartner has once again named Cloudflare to the Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ for Security Service Edge (SSE) report.
Altar to Cradle (Invites)
Who makes the cut?
2023
Portuguese Verbs in Norway
More people speak PT than you think.
Rúben Neves, I am Sorry
Nearly getting thrown out of Benfica.
Cloudflare One named in Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ for Security Service Edge(on the Cloudflare blog)
Cloudflare Zero Trust was named to Gartner’s Magic Quadrant™ for Security Service Edge.
2022
Fixing a small part of the French Internet to watch Texas lose
Solving minor Internet problems in a foreign land with a new friend.
inadvertently adopting a symbol of national pride
Welcoming a Serra da Estrela and new friends.
Adding a CASB to Cloudflare Zero Trust(on the Cloudflare blog)
Cloudflare announced the acquisition of Vectrix to address CASB needs in controlling and monitoring SaaS applications.